Posts Tagged "laughing myself to stomach cramps"
if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl
"Who ever be worthy of Ana may lift her"
the entire Glee cast is probably one “tribute to orange” away from becoming Robert Pattinson
what part of the alphabet is the wettest?
H to O
fuck you and this joke man i spent like 5 minutes going “H I J K L M N O?” how are they wet
"Depends what I’m trying to get out of it. For fun? I think it’d be funny to serenade Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Cause he wouldn’t understand me, Western music, nor would he understand English. He’d be trying to help people out, and I’d be like, “Yo, you’re cool. You don’t understand this, but 2,000 years from now people are going to write all kinds of cheesy songs about you.” And he’d be like, “What? I’m trying to help this sick guy, what’s wrong with you?” That’s funny."
tomorrow is thursday.
do you know what thursday means?
[AGRESSIVELY TWERKS] KLLLAIIIIINNNNEEE!
[RIPS OFF CLOTHES AND JUMPS OFF A CLIFF] KKKLLLLAAAAAIIIIINNNNEEEEE!!!